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20 Pug New Year’s Resolutions

What are mine? I’ll try not to pee on people at the dog run this year. With apologies to my victims, here are my goals for 2013.

1. Eat More Steak & Carrots

2. Send Greeting Cards On Time

3. Spend Less Time in Backpacks

5. Stop Peeing on People at The Dogrun

7. Stop Procrastinating

8. Spend More Time in the Car

9. Spend More Time with the Family

10. Less Food On My Face, More in My Belly

11. Be More Romantic

12. Do Laundry More Often

13. See The Book of Mormon (finally!)

14. Do More Sightseeing

15. Make Time for a Beach Vacation

16. Invest in Pork Belly Futures (Bacon!)

17. Get Plenty of Sleep

18. Visit Uncle Regis

20. Post More Often on Buzzfeed

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