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    20 Pug New Year's Resolutions

    What are mine? I'll try not to pee on people at the dog run this year. With apologies to my victims, here are my goals for 2013.

    1. Eat More Steak & Carrots

    2. Send Greeting Cards On Time

    3. Spend Less Time in Backpacks

    4. Read More Books

    5. Stop Peeing on People at The Dogrun

    6. Do Less Shopping

    7. Stop Procrastinating

    8. Spend More Time in the Car

    9. Spend More Time with the Family

    10. Less Food On My Face, More in My Belly

    11. Be More Romantic

    12. Do Laundry More Often

    13. See The Book of Mormon (finally!)

    14. Do More Sightseeing

    15. Make Time for a Beach Vacation

    16. Invest in Pork Belly Futures (Bacon!)

    17. Get Plenty of Sleep

    18. Visit Uncle Regis

    19. Buy New Glasses

    20. Post More Often on Buzzfeed