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The Most Unfortunate News Ever
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Netflix just announced that they will be adapting Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events into an original show. Missed the news? Run to your nearest library or better yet ignore it all together and go back to reading happy things about puppies and rainbows. For all other incredibly sad, desperate, and misled fans out there, we wait in fear to see our most cherished and loathed characters come to life. But one character in particular rivals them all: Esme Squalor. I submit that there is only one actress who could possible depict the miserable nature of the "city's sixth most important financial advisor" – the deplorable Tilda Swinton. And, like the late Justice Strauss, I will present my case:
5. Tilda Swinton IS Esme Squalor.
2. Tilda Swinton makes a great villain.
3. Tilda Swinton has great emotional range.
4. Tilda Swinton can rock pinstripes.
5. Tilda Swinton is Tilda Swinton.
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