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Dan from Sparklife Blogs 'Twilight'
hilarity in sues: "Bella says the bad vamps approach the Cullens in a catlike manner, which I assume means that they refuse to come when you call them, then casually walk around, stopping every few feet to bat at some ribbon before stretching in an oh-so-cute manner."
McConaughey and Midgets
Plus Gary Oldman! When the going gets tough, it's only the size of you heart that counts.
Ray Bradbury On the Internet: "It's Meaningless; It's Not Real. It's in the Air Somewhere"
I think he probably keeps balls that get tossed into his lawn too.
Enter Logjam Once
Elyse Sewell of top model fame posted this entry in her livejournal a while back. It describes episodes of Arrested Development that have been back translated from Chinese. It is needless to say hilarious.