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This Raccoon Was The Most Polite Passenger On Toronto's Subway

Be more like this trash panda.

Those little grabby hands aren't the only thing that make raccoons eerily people-like. They also know the daily slog of commuting on public transportation.

This trash panda was spotted going for a casual ride on Toronto's subway Tuesday morning.

The wee fella even took the time to compliment this woman's purse.

"I could fit so much trash in this!"

Then, upon disembarking at Spadina station, it took a moment to make note of another passenger's shoes.

Brief delay at Spadina, southbound due to a raccoon aboard the train! @TTCnotices

"Sweet kicks, sir!"

At no point did the raccoon fail to remove his backpack on a crowded train, take up more seats than necessary, or block the doors for other passengers. In other words: a model citizen.