Those little grabby hands aren't the only thing that make raccoons eerily people-like. They also know the daily slog of commuting on public transportation.
This trash panda was spotted going for a casual ride on Toronto's subway Tuesday morning.
The wee fella even took the time to compliment this woman's purse.
Then, upon disembarking at Spadina station, it took a moment to make note of another passenger's shoes.
"Sweet kicks, sir!"
At no point did the raccoon fail to remove his backpack on a crowded train, take up more seats than necessary, or block the doors for other passengers. In other words: a model citizen.