oh god. justin bieber is going to be very plain looking when he gets older.

missouri isn't even a proper political bellwether anymore. so what do we get now? :(

“neighbor comes over—picks up baby and puts it on the lawn” oh gord hahahahahaha does this actually happen?

makes it more epic IMO

why are there three photos of a bean bag chair on top of a bigger chair? this isn't news. this is just chairs.

I think he might be whistling through his teeth?

I meant, what's stopping someone from dragging that kid from Sweden into Switzerland? Europe is small, hence it's easy to smuggle children through.

actually, teabagging a cup isn't really all that dirty or disrespective, is it? it's very literal

woo, STL!!!  just kidding I dont really care.