When the calendar ticks past October and the final shreds of all dignity and dietary pretense are discarded in the garbage below 20 empty Snickers wrappers, the countdown to the end of all dignity and dietary pretense in swimming pools of gravy begins.
More importantly, it's time to grow a mustache.
November is Movember, of course, that month when men — manly men — grow mustaches and facial hair to raise awareness for men's issues, like prostate cancer and some men's inability to grow mustaches or facial hair.
The follicle frivolity is all for a good cause — learn more or donate here — and it's also good to celebrate those athletes who celebrate Movember all year long. For the 'stache is not a fad nor a gimmick, but a life choice for some. Handlebar, pencil-thin, twirled whiskers, and more, these are the 21 people in sports making Rollie Fingers, Scott Player, and other esteemed mustache pioneers and perfectionists proud.
But before we begin...
Dishonorable Mention: Philip Rivers
21. The NBA Mustache
20. Jason Kelce
19. Brian Hartline
18. Byron Scott
17. Eric Wedge
16. Cal Clutterbuck
15. Mike Holmgren
14. Romeo Crennel
13. Eric Berger
12. Kevin Mattison
11. Carl Pavano
10. Paul MacLean
9. Andy Reid
8. Jeff Fisher
7. Shahid Khan
6. Mike "Fluff" Cowan
5. Mike Brown
4. John Axford
3. Jim Joyce
2. Ron Washington
1. George Parros
Vince Grzegorek is a staff writer for Cleveland Scene. He tweets here.