10 Objects That Are Stronger Than Any Relationship I've Ever Had

You know, sometimes the lonely life is the best life. Friends is all you need. *Cries self to sleep*

1. Wristbands

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It's like trying to rip the jaws of life from your wrist. No matter what you do, it'll never let go...because it wants to be with you. Forever.

2. Zip tie

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Can hold something together for eternity, unlike yourself, who can't keep a boyfriend/girlfriend for a month.

3. A bottle cap

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This includes: Water bottles, Advil, Tylenol, any medications really.

It takes an army to rip the cap and the bottle apart. Yet it only takes one conversation with someone of the opposite sex to end your relationship forever.

4. Raw spaghetti

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You thought raw noddles broke easily? Remember when you broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend 2 weeks into the relationship?

5. House of cards

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Talk about UNSTABLE! You and your relationship, not the cards.

6. Jenga

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In Jenga, if you're smart enough, you can avoid it from falling apart, but it only took one text from "that girl/guy from work" to make your relationship crumble.

7. Gum

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As much as people try to break it down, gum will just get stronger. Which is the complete opposite result of your relationship.

8. Airheads

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Like this candy, you were just very difficult, which is why you're alone.

9. Jawbreaker

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You see it takes time and effort to really get deep within the jawbreaker. You were just lacking both time and effort when starting your relationship, which is why you got dumped.

10. Condoms

Luckily these were stronger than your relationship or else you'd be in one shitty mess right now. No like actually though, babies shit a lot, and guess who'd be cleaning it? You. :)

At the end of the day, fuck relationships. Who needs 'em.

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Gotta love yourself before you can love anyone else. PREACH!