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What Johnny Depp Do You Belong With?

He’s your first high school boyfriend but with a deep secret. He always seems to be changing social groups along with his wardrobe. When he disappears for days at a time he tells you not to worry babe. Still you have this nagging suspicion that things aren’t what they seem, but when you look at that chiseled face your worries melt away.

21 Jump Street Johnny Depp

He’s the swashbuckling but debonair man. He’s always searching for the next adventure but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying his time with you. Just make sure you have plenty of rum. He always seems to be getting into trouble and dragging you along on the open seas. He might not have much money, but hey, there’s an undead monkey along for the ride.

Captain Jack Sparrow Johnny Depp

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, & more chocolate! Is there anything better than dating a guy with his own candy factory. Who cares if he invites children that tend to disappear to his factory? You got a chocolate river to go on romantic picnics at so you two can deal with those noisy parents complaining about their missing children.

Willy Wonka Johnny Depp

You’re definitely attracted to the unstable ones. At least you’ll never be bored with him on spontaneous road trips. He’s a bit secretative and closed in until he looks in his suitcase then his personality changes on a dime. He’s exciting, or dangerous, your call. Maybe you should find a different ride home.

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas Johnny Depp

He’s that tall, dark, and mysterious type. He just came in with the wind one day, and boy are you glad he did. Your adventures haven’t stopped since this gypsy came into your life. That doesn’t mean you can’t show him a few things in the kitchen though. Is this the fellow roaming soul you’ve been searching for? Only the wind will tell.

Chocolat Johnny Depp

He’s the super sensitive, quiet one with the artist soul. He may be scary looking but he’s just happy to help out with the yardwork. No one understands him but you but you know this is meant to be. He’s a great partner and all but it would be nice if you could get a bit closer.

Edward Scissorhands Johnny Depp

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