You should have re-written them with Gollum's weird way of saying plurals - "My ex would splash her tee shirt with water while washing disheses. As soon as I saw her nippleses through the fabric, I'd have to touch them."
That would have made this a homerun.
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gregb51 commented on 12 Of Cosmo's Sexiest Sex Tips As Presented By Gollum
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