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Whoa just realized F.ross R.achel I.oey E.obe N.onica D.andler S.ome friends
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once i asked someone to explain the appeal of Doctor Who and i bet they are still in that same spot still talking
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Me: I need medicine Doc: do u have simpsons Me: u mean symptoms? Doc: [thinking about his Simpsons DVD collection] what
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Was there ever an episode of "Full House" where Michelle says "I made a fwiend" & the other Olsen twin walks in & everyone starts screaming
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[after every jeopardy response] Pfft THIS idiot. Doesn't even know what a crow is. He literally LINDA HE LITERALLY JUST ASKED WHAT IS A CROW
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july 4th is my favorite holiday bc i can practice my Friends theme claps every time a firework explodes without anyone noticing
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The Bachelor: Will you accept this rose? Me: [laughing at phone] haha this dog is riding a bicycle
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date someone who has a tina belcher-like appreciation for your butt
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Hey kids, it's me, Celebrity Chef and TV Personality Guy Fieri. I'm famous for my blue hair, but there's nothing "blue hair" about drugs.
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Just eating my sandwich directly off this dirty ass public fountain that I filled with plastic ducks
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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FLY A PLANE would be a fun show
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For Valentine's Day my husband gave me a card that says I Love You, Stop Filling the Netflix Queue with Documentaries about Conjoined Twins.
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Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog.
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*buzzing in* Alex Trebek: Yes, Elle. Me: Warsaw. AT: Mm, we need that in the form of a question. Me: Is it fucking Warsaw Alex?
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[on reality show] Hey ya'll im Sara. I'm nice until you cross me. My hobbies? Describing a logical human reaction like its an eccentricity
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son it's wonderful that you're starting to appreciate irony and everything but could you please just find my LOST dvds
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How I significantly improved my Netflix
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Alex Trebek: (into mirror) Who is alex trebek
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Watch The Walking Dead with someone who's super into it so every time a zombie appears you can pull the old, "Wait, who's this now?"
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ALL THE DEAD CHARACTERS FROM GAME OF THRONES SHOULD DO AN ARENA TOUR
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Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.