Buzz·Posted on Dec 2, 2015The 25 Funniest Tweets From 2015 About Being A Grown-Ass AdultCancel your plans and read some tweets instead.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. wolf pupy @wolfpupy in a way aren't we all responsible for my actions 09:18 AM - 27 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Erica @SCbchbum Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans. 06:56 PM - 23 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. pat tobin @tastefactory When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult 02:24 AM - 18 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ryan whom @groanzone I have decided to stop answering my phone because people have been using it to talk to me 07:15 PM - 01 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like "remember you have yoga at 6 tonight" 10:51 AM - 12 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dylan Mangan @dyldonot [picks up crying baby] it's ok buddy, when you grow up you'll learn how to do this on the inside 10:38 PM - 28 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking. 01:39 AM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti v cool when ur lookin @ furniture online like wow what a great price for a chair and then it's actually the price 4 the pillow on the chair 12:45 AM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn [every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself 03:38 AM - 02 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Funny website man @BevisSimpson To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please. 08:33 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. simple kind of man @HumanPog the game of thrones song plays as the camera pans across my living room and instead of cities it's different fast food wrappers 05:01 PM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. tara shoe @tarashoe age 18: who's this 23 year old asshole age 23: who's this 18 year old asshole age 30: who's this 29 year old asshole 08:15 AM - 11 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Megan Kelly Dunn @megankcomedy I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing 05:21 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Froghammer @froghammer Why do I feel like shit all the time even though I eat plenty of cheeseburgers. Am I not eating enough cheeseburgers 07:53 PM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. cara h @caroliue (me chopping onions) actually im crying because of my life 07:42 PM - 20 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mrs. Maebe Marbles @maebemarbles Apparently "bad and weird" is not the right answer when the cashier asks how how you're doing today 07:39 PM - 14 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn MUSICIAN: HOW YALL FEELING TONIGHT? CROWD: YEAAAA CROWD: WAHHHH CROWD: YAHOOO me: pretty good CROWD: AHHHHHH CROWD: GAAHAAH CROWD: HAUUJJJH 11:11 PM - 30 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. India @Womonologue Branch out, try something new, live a little, stretch your wings, give it a shot, what could go wrong, lots actually, be careful, stop omg 11:57 PM - 25 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. James Pianka @jamespianka Adulthood is eating the bruised part of the banana because you spent money and this is your goddamn banana. 09:15 PM - 02 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sage Boggs @sageboggs Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard 03:26 AM - 10 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Gloria Fallon @GloriaFallon123 Sometimes I'll take a nap to fast-forward a couple of hours I'm too bored to live through 07:47 PM - 26 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. daniela @Dyyelaa when you're too lazy to do your laundry but you don't have any clothes left 01:44 AM - 22 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. pascalle @frenchielaboozi i've trained my body to wake up every time netflix pauses and press continue 12:15 AM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Pin Up Teacher @pinupteacher How to be a grown up at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great" 02:03 AM - 03 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Frankie @phranqueigh You can find me in the club, asking everyone I came with if they're ready to leave yet. 12:46 AM - 25 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite