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[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "bananas" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes
2.
"sweet caroline" starts to skip at the bar, bros paralyzed shouting SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD at each other, eyes wide with terror
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*whips* wake me up inside *nae naes* wake up inside *whips* save me
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No one texts like Gaston No one tweets like Gaston No one holds down control-alt-delete like Gaston
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I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy
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I just met you/And this is Swayze/But there's a corner/It's not for Baby
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You are the viral queen, young and tween, only tweeting memes.
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don't be fooled by the rocks that i got. they are just ordinary stones. literally just car park gravel i scooped into my pockets
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I don't want no Scrubs / Scrubs was a show that debuted on NBC / documenting the comical lives of two best friend guys / named Turk and JD
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If you're about to post song lyrics on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it 'n reverse it
11.
Meet George Jetson His Boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife Just kidding, obviously. I'll send the real lyrics tomorrow. Do not use these.
12.
I sexually identify as the trumpet sample in the TLC song "Creep".
13.
"anyway here's wonderwall"
14.
*ciara '1 2 step' comes on* *texts every girl in my phone like "let's go out tonight!"* *song ends* *texts them all back like "nvm"*
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1963: I want to hold your hand 1984: I want to know what love is 2015: I want to eat the booty like groceries
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Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?
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has anyone heard Katy Perry roar yet or was that just an empty threat
18.
The whole time America was riding through that desert, the horse was thinking, "My name is Jeremy, jerk. Been your horse for 6 years."
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At first I was like "are the women in this movie trailer tough & independent?" but then Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger" started playing & I knew
20.
"Venti mocha for 'Alright Alright Alright." *Matthew McConaughey and Andre 3000 touch hands reaching for it at the same time, become BFFs*
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Me: Bob, it's pronounced CHANGING, not a-changin'. Bob Dylan: ? Me: Can someone teach Bob to say CHANGE? *David Bowie stands up* Me: Not you
22.
I just heard the Macarena at the grocery store and I literally could not focus on anything else until it ended I just stood staring at bread
23.
its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town