Buzz·Posted on Nov 25, 201522 Hysterical Tweets About Nerds That Will Make You Laugh Every TimeNerds of the world, unite!by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. stefan @boring_as_heck yo here's a cool name: "Wolf Blitzer." Damn that's cool as hell. Let's give it to the lamest nerd imaginable. 06:19 AM - 07 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. local badboy, @hippieswordfish bully: ready for another ass kicking, nerd? me: not today, pal. not today *i whistle* FERRETS ATTACK! *thousands of ferrets crest a hill* 12:58 AM - 26 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. amelia @amelialikesyou *steals Nerd's lunch money, tells him to Go Fly a Kite* *watches him havin a great time flying a kite* Damn You 10:04 PM - 16 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. pat tobin @tastefactory *hears spooky noise* ME: Who goes there? GHOST: *does high pitched imitation of me* Who goes there? Lol nerd. *the ghost gives me a wedgie* 01:39 AM - 30 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jean-Luc Bouchard @jlucbouchard Here's a list of things that are nerds. Here's a list of things that I will be smelling later. Oh look. It's the same list. 05:59 PM - 09 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. brent @murrman5 *bumps into cool guy at work and my papers fall* whatcha got here nerd "please dont steve" *picks up papers* Titanic 2 a screenplay by bren 01:29 AM - 30 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. simple kind of man @HumanPog nerd, huh? well can a "NERD" do THIS?? *plays beautiful recorder solo* 05:41 PM - 15 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Cool Eric @OBiiieeee Dad stumbles in late to my spelling bee, yells out "nerd, n-e-r-d, nerd", spins his wallet chain once and leaves. 05:25 AM - 29 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ghost mom @radtoria Sticks and stones may break my bones but I am a Level 23 Sorcerer with pretty good defensive magi- [gets dumped in trash by football team] 12:45 AM - 23 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland I married my husband because he wasn't a nerd and now he's making me watch the entire battlestar galactica series this was not in my vows 06:49 AM - 29 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. pat tobin @tastefactory "Look at this geek with his pants pulled all the way up to his cephalothorax! Ha-ha, nerd! Sixteen-eyes!" - spider bullies 12:23 AM - 14 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon can you believe someone just left a line of mint condition action figures in the woods like thi- [box labeled "big ass nerd trap" tips over] 05:52 AM - 27 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone hey wait a minute that's not a cool dude that's just two nerds in a trenchcoat 08:19 PM - 26 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. slick @fanofhell guy: I'm a nerd me: oh yeah then what's a computer? guy: uhhhh me: poser 10:45 PM - 09 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Brendan O'Hare @brendohare BEN FRANKLIN: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. ME: You're a nerd and your 1700s body smelled like garbage 12:33 AM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn someone just asked me why i did something like im some sort of nerd who does things because he has reasons 12:06 AM - 25 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. chuuch @ch000ch sometimes i wonder if my fish look at me through the aquarium glass and think "fuck off nerd." 01:19 AM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin ♫ Take me down to the apple nerd city where the guys look lame when they talk to Siriiii ♪ Hey look at meeee on my phooooone ♫ 12:26 AM - 23 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe Every museum is also a museum of nerds reading plaques. 07:03 PM - 30 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. broad city LARPer @rachelmillman remember, remember, huge nerds in november 02:29 PM - 05 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Mike F @animaldrumss If you wear glasses, always carry a spare pair in case you have to pretend you stole them from a nerd and step on a pair to prove youre cool 12:31 AM - 26 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon wow, what else does the sun also do, hemingway. you fucking nerd. say 'hello' to these arms because they're about to shove you in a locker 06:41 PM - 19 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite