Buzz·Posted on Oct 12, 201519 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Will Make You Laugh Out LoudKids are, like, so weird.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. distressed damsel @postmodernemo I'm at my brothers football practice and there are pieces of paper in the woods of kids practicing curse words 05:58 PM - 08 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 000___000 @000___000 My daughter said yesterday, ominously and with regard to trees: "They're not like us." 09:36 PM - 18 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. PJ Harpy @FeralCrone 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant. 09:19 PM - 07 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Grace ~Spell~man @GraceSpelman never loved anyone more than the toddler that is urgently running through Target right now repeating the word "potatoes" under his breath 10:58 PM - 28 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!" 07:09 AM - 21 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ADadABeardACanal @DadBeard Meanwhile, my five year old son is now calling the forest "The Wildness". 11:56 AM - 10 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe My 2 y/o just looked into the woods off our driveway and said "nobody would ever find you." 01:13 AM - 14 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Tallulah Louise @tallulahlouise T: Dad, you will always be my dad. MF: Yes. T: Even when you're dead and in the demon world with me. MF: ... 01:35 AM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ceeks @70Ceeks My son the poet 02:49 PM - 19 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mark Muffalo @sailornegro Asked my 5 yo brother why he was changing clothes to go out 5 hours from now and he said "if you stay ready you don't have to get ready" 06:22 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. kelly oxford @kellyoxford I worry about people with fanny packs. - my eleven year old son 09:31 PM - 03 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 000___000 @000___000 when my daughter was 3 she threw a penny in a fountain and wished that she could touch a dead bee 10:39 AM - 14 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. miel @mielmonster my sister’s coworker's son used a bunch of lego pants to spell the word ‘pants’. it looks like a different word. 10:54 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. carrie from prom @CarriePotter_ #tbt that time i killed a bug and traumatized a child. 02:13 AM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Common White Girl @CommonWhiteGrl This will be my kid 10:03 PM - 07 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff My sister told me they're watching Muppets Most Wanted and my niece said very seriously, "When he's dancing you can tell the frog is fake." 04:00 AM - 22 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Kendra, A Dracula @kendrawcandraw This precious tiny girl dressed in head to toe pink on the train just said in a precious tiny girl voice "What do you know about spiders" 02:07 PM - 27 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn To anyone out there thinking about having kids, today my 2 year old threw a temper tantrum because she couldn’t get rid of her shadow. 08:29 PM - 23 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. kanye @HussSrour This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight 07:55 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite