Buzz·Posted on Apr 25, 201631 Tweets For Girls Who Don't Give A FuckIn loving memory of when we cared.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch i’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking his path on purpose and making him squeeze past me, in a display of dominance 09:00 AM - 11 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. sophie @ughrevolution *pulls up google* *maximizes font size* *turns towards girl next to me* *searches "how to stop someone from sitting next to you on a bench"* 03:16 PM - 24 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. allison @allstn I want to date an older man so I can watch him die 10:08 PM - 26 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Anne Thériault @anne_theriault ideal movie script: dude: you're not like other girls girl: what exactly is your problem with other girls, i like other girls. fuck off. 02:59 AM - 27 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Fire Marshal Meaghan @meaghan_garvey u become a bad bitch the moment u accumulate more hours of cunnilingus received than hours spent watching boys play video games as a teen 10:17 PM - 29 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mallory Ortberg @mallelis every single party where women listen interestedly to men is an extended piece of performance art, and men have NO IDEA 05:53 PM - 21 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. teen ficus @pterosaur I refuse to let a dude who uses Axe 3-in-1 body gel tell me about natural beauty unless he is a park ranger and he's doing his job. 04:20 PM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Zoë Klar @zoeklar Next time someone knocks on your bathroom stall say "Sorry, I'm with a client." 05:58 PM - 04 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. treasure✨ @imteddybless a guy just caught me taking a selfie n expected me to be ashamed so i took forty more 11:01 PM - 19 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. maddie @moscaddie *wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants* hmmmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not rihanna her forehead's too big 12:48 PM - 07 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. didi @priya_ebooks i call my vagina 'pomegranate' because dudes don't know how to eat it 02:57 AM - 05 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. lara bee says @larabeesays sry 04:57 AM - 16 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. hydrated bitch @GraceSpelman me when I am around men 05:37 AM - 04 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. shade fairy™ @simonefiasco cosmo sex tip #669: when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk!” 08:42 PM - 29 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. batkaren @batkaren *lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU 02:24 AM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. AmberTozer @AmberTozer A guy said "You have pretty eyes" I was like no shit 12:50 AM - 11 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. SadeVEVO @fillegrossiere my ub*r driver is playing classical n was like "bet u don't know who this is" n i said "u know i get to rate this ride right" 06:23 PM - 28 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Chelsea Lockwood @Chelsea_Elle Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom. 08:20 PM - 16 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian 05:20 PM - 24 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. thirsty grando @jon_snow_420 i came here to chew gum and say "oh wow" when men tell me stories, and i'm all out of - oh wow you went to brazil for a semester? oh wow 04:07 AM - 13 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene Sorry I yelled "killin' it" when your mom was eating that banana. 03:08 AM - 07 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. priscilla page @BBW_BFF if an adult man ever tries to romance me with a ukulele I will throw him down a well 10:48 PM - 27 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. KING RAINHEAD @KingRainhead boy: you have really pretty eyes... me: *suspicious* thank you...??? boy: *leans in slowly* me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!! 10:02 PM - 13 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. kr @kadyrabbit ✌️ 08:40 PM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ICON @nicolemilfie i love that moment post breakup when girls start posting fire selfies. 04:21 AM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. madeleine @madeleinedoux DATE: um, hi nice to meet y- ME: *muffled by my jousting helmet* you are a small and weak man 08:32 PM - 27 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. jordan rose @maliagif boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s 04:32 AM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Siobhan Thompson @vornietom HOW TO TALK TO PRETTY GIRLS YOU SEE IN THE STREET: -don't -don't do this -they don't want to talk to you -really -yes, you -please stop -no 11:55 PM - 14 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. mr stealyourgirl @smallspooky won't rest until boys are kissing at parties to get attention from girls 05:50 AM - 13 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. american eidolon @minkahunter finally I can write without my beautiful fucking tits getting in the way 08:58 PM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. faboolah @azninthesun when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) “oh no my hot bod!” 08:06 AM - 09 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite