Buzz·Posted on Oct 21, 201521 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture Your Feelings About DatingIt's tough out there.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. halloween lindsey @Lindzeta when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school" 05:49 AM - 15 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink Dating tip: Women love compliments, so tell her "Your face looks like a compliment" 05:32 AM - 18 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. kr @kadyrabbit ✌️ 08:40 PM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. madeleine @madeleinedoux DATE: do u really need that ME: [struggling to force legs in high chair] oh right like im just gonna sit where I could fall over any minute 10:59 PM - 19 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. carrie from prom @CarriePotter_ If he promises you the moon, accept. The moon would be a very valuable piece of property to own and could be a source of great power for you 01:46 AM - 06 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. madeleine @madeleinedoux Do u hear that music? "ugh its my crazy ex again" How can you tell? [i come whipping around the corner in an ice cream truck] FUCK YOU GREG 11:45 PM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. allie nicole smith @alliewach sorry i said ur boyfriend looks like a magician 08:57 PM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jess [ham] @thejessbess Guy: I think we should see other people. Me: *claps along to mariachi band standing next to table* haha what 05:56 AM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. hannah @TribalSpaceCat Date: "I thought it said you liked hiking on your profile?" Me: *just throwing up blood fucking everywhere* 11:59 PM - 13 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. kimmy @arealliveghost carbon dating??? no THANKS I would never date ANYTHING carbon-based. have you met my alien boyfriend he is a sea of light 03:40 PM - 12 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. moody monday @mdob11 [breaks apart couple holding hands] You're free now 04:25 AM - 17 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Natalie Mooney @nataliejmooney gave a cute boy a ride in my car & all these cans of corn i had in the trunk were rolling around. i was like "idk what that is" lol i knew 02:09 AM - 26 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sam Grittner @SamGrittner FIRST DATE TIP: Always get the door for them. Rip it out of its hinges, plow right through it, burn it down. Show how much you hate doors. 01:09 AM - 25 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin I like my men like I like my coffee: with free wifi 04:42 PM - 25 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. amy brown @arb "so, in summation, that's why I choose to believe Men In Black is a documentary" date: are u gonna order any food or what 10:11 PM - 22 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Arnessa @Rrrrnessa Next dude that complains about the friendzone will be step-son zoned. I will literally marry your dad and step-son zone you. Try me. 10:24 PM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. soccerbabe2003 @realemilyattack boy if I could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't because N is right next to O already 11:41 PM - 11 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mark Muffalo @sailornegro I want a sad angsty boy to fall in love with me so he can be like "stay away from me, I'm bad for you" and I can be like "aight bye" 06:20 PM - 14 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. meatshirt @prettysadmostly *logs into dating site* Hope i meet a nice murderer 09:10 PM - 19 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Elizabeth is Ruined @Elizasoul80 [On a date and we pull into the restaurant parking lot] "I'll just wait in the car." 11:52 PM - 29 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. RaSpOOKY Jam @Jenny4ashley If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :) 08:47 PM - 15 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite