Things That Only Kids Who Grew Up With Christian Parents Could Understand.

Growing up in a christian household was deeeefffffinately an experience. You maybe had to stand around a flagpole in front of your entire PUBLIC high school and pray a few times. And maaaybe once or twice you had to skip out on parties for youth group events where you played charades and drank soda. But overall, now it's something for you to look back on and laugh. And, it doesn't hurt either that when you meet somebody with a similar upbringing, you automatically have like a gazillion things to talk about with a total stranger. Especially if they're a hot stranger. Can I get a holla fo dose brownie points!

A talking donut that is okay with you eating donuts around him, showed you how to accept Jesus into your heart.

omfg.

Taking church directory photos every year gets really f*cking old....

I'm with you bottom row, third in from the left.

At least Vacation Bible School was always pretty tight.

I love that girl holding a tissue box at 00:02.

You don't need to read the projector screen to know the end of this line....LORD I LIFT YOUR NAME ON HIIIIIIIIIGH...(insert here)

When are they gonna update the backgrounds of those power points....

You watch a hot but schitzophrenic teenager let an annoying cartoon run his life by relating all of his experiences to a just barely similar one from the bible.

The show really should have been called CockBlock and Me instead.

You only went on mission trips cause it was the closest your parents would let you get to the opposite sex.

That goofy one with his arms out was definitely a heartbreaker.

You can't remember why but at one point you agreed to get baptized.

They didn't let you wear swim trunks er nuffin!

In reality it probably felt more like this...

I love that it's literally an inflatable pool in this one.

Your family had tons of "Precious Moments" figurines...

Yup. Still creepy af. Not cute mom...not cute.

Prayer at restaurants was a mandatory social statement that you had no choice but to join your family in making.

If you felt like people were looking, it's because they were...

While your friends were listening to the new Backstreet cut....

Why was Howie in the front?

You were forced to listen to no name bands like this....

Seriously laughing so hard at that vatican cap on the end.

Halloween was less of this...

Look at all these rich kid candy holders, it's called a pillow case people. It holds more too.

And more of this...

While you passed out candy....with your parents all evening.

You wanted your first kiss so badly!

shexsy.

But the church boys your parents would approve of looked more like this.

Dat outfit is fly af though.

Your parents did not approve of your non christian friends.

Little did they know, friends from youthgroup were just as bad.

Because if she isn't reading the bible then this is obviously what she must be doing in her spare time.

move along plz...

You know what this is.....and you know it well.

You thought lifetime made for tv movies were bad.....

Yoga was from the devil.

Hand me that demon in a second bro.

But don't worry, mom found you something to get your butt in motion!

instruction booklet...

You know exactly what being "born again" means....but you probably still picture something like this.

Charlie Sheen as a doctor, damn that was his DAY!

Then, eventually you grew up and moved out of your parents house and began to develop your own religious views.