1. You still get a tingle of excitement when you see Noah's Ark.
2. But that's nothing compared to the feeling of getting on your first ride of the day.
3. You try to build up slowly.
4. But you always crack and go on the Big One too soon.
5. And take that climb to the end of the earth.
6. Because how can you resist this?
7. You have to get a photo of the Laughing Man every time you visit.
8. And you're proud that he doesn't scare you any more.
9. You know fully well that you will get soaking wet on Valhalla.
10. And there's no chance you're paying £1.80 for a rain cape when you can nick one out of the bin at the end of the ride.
11. Afterwards, you obviously head to the Ice Blast.
12. You have very mixed opinions about ride sponsorship.
13. You really miss the log flume.
14. But now you get to go on Infusion instead.
15. And although you'll never forget your old favourites...
16. You have to admit that Infusion is pretty blummin' awesome.
17. You're very envious of the guy who broke the roller coaster-riding world record on the Big Dipper.
18. Until you actually imagine what riding it all day would feel like.
19. Even though you've ridden it a million times, you don't trust the Avalanche.
20. And you never leave without eating every single seaside treat you can get your hands on.
