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    12 Reasons Why Sam Feibel Is A Sketch Patterson

    You know why, but compiling them into a list is just so much better.

    1. He lives in a boat.

    2. He has a very poor sense of fashion.

    3. He has strange study habits.

    4. This picture.

    5. When pondering, he makes odd facial expressions.

    6. When agitated, he stares at you intently.

    7. After being agitated, he hides in his shirt.

    8. He has an unreal appreciation for wildlife.

    9. While an avid photographer, he does this weird squat thing.

    10. He is very clumsy.

    11. Although goofy, he is just as lovable.

    12. Stay classy Sam.