1. Some Yellow Food
2. Some Flying Fish Spawn
3. ALL THE GARLIC
4. This Amazing Wheel of Meat
5. Or This Sexy-Ass Steak
6. These Beauty Calorie Noodles
7. Or This Sweet, Garlic Pastry
8. This Low-Calorie Water
9. This Beer-Through-A-Straw At A Movie Theater
10. Or this winery wine — which is like, totally, from a winery.
11. These Mona Lisa Chocolate Cookies
12. These Nappies
In Australia, “goon” is slang for boxed wine.
13. Or these sanitary pads, which include an interactive display.
14. These Must-Have Beauty Aids
15. And These Ones
16. This Mouth Strap
It’s meant to keep your mouth closed, so your throat doesn’t get dry(?).