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It wasn’t me, but a friend of mine. Now, he did have this coming considering his record which included jumping from the scone floor of the cafeteria and landing on a lunch table of Magic the Gathering card players, dropping his pants after giving a pass to the teacher for another student, and of course pissing all over lockers and the stair hand railing. Anyway, we were all in the library talking a little too loudly and when the librarian asked us to leave, my friend simply got out of his chair, picked it up and placed it on its back then yelled, “REBELLION!” I guess that’s the straw that broke the camel’s back because he got expelled.
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