The 10 Struggles Of Being A Little Sick

Ugh.

1. You're not sick enough to skip anything

"sorry can't come in today, I have to blow my nose every fifteen minutes" doesn't really work as an excuse

2. and you can't blow off assignments

You're not gonna get you're paper postponed because you're stuffy and need to take a nap

3. You're not quite sick enough to not drink

You'll forget your sick while you're tipsy, but boy oh boy that hangover is gonna suck

4. You're not gonna not make out with people

oh....I got you sick, my bad, thought I wasn't contagious

5. You will cough like you're dying sometimes

but it doesn't happen enough to warrant staying in your room all day

6. but all you want to do is stay in your room all day

I have a temperature of 99, this illness must be serious

7. You will try to one up anyone else who's sick

you've been sick for three days, well I've been sick for a week, and my cough sounds worse than yours

8. and you will be tasting your friends' yummy drinks

when you're sick you feel like everyone is destined to get sick, so you don't feel too bad taking a sip of that smoothie

9. You'll try to diagnose yourself with something serious

I think I have the flu, or lyme disease, or maybe hepatitis.

You do not have any of those things; you just have a cold.

10. Luckily, in less than two weeks, you'll be better

I guess it was just a cold after all