1. It’s the Holderni!
Father Penn welcomes viewers by referring to his family by using the plural form, Holderni.
3. THESE ARE CHRISTMAS JAMMIES
Yes, in case you were confused, these are most definitely Christmas jammies.
4. OMG PRIUS
They bought a Prius this year. Later in the video, they ride around Raleigh in their Prius, while wearing - you guessed it - Christmas jammies.
7. “There’s room for child number 3, but I can’t - I just had a vascetomy.”
Though this may seem like a case of TMI, the conservativeness of the Christmas jammies make it totally okay.
Drinkin’ IPA’s tweeting and texting about hashtag Christmas jammies.
9. “Here’s hopin’ that all goes well, but what will I do with all this gel?”
The video suggests distributing them as Christmas gifts for neighbors, but I think they would be best suited in a museum of exceptional news anchor hair.