I run a small gerbilling supply service, I can discretely deliver de-clawed gerbils to your home. I change $50 per gerbil per hour. For an additional $25/hour I will help you inset the gerbils, and watch. All my gerbils have extra long tails, I very rarely lose one. Reply-to: no-claws-987234989@buzzfeed.com

Huffington Post is also drunk.