18 Products That Prove German Football Fans Are WAY More Devoted To Their Teams Than Everyone Else

The German Bundesliga dominated the UEFA Champions league cup last year, and they couldn't have done so without their devoted fans. Some might be a little TOO devoted...

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1. Grilling Apron from Bayern Munich

Via shop.fcbayern.de

The only way to make a Bayern Munich fan look MORE Bayerisch…

Munich may be famous worldwide for sausages and Hefeweizen, but in Germany, the city is famous for one thing: Football. Red white and blue scarves pair well with lederhosen and dirndl in this city!

2. Hair and Body Shampoo from Bayer Leverkusen

Via shop.bayer04.de

Smell like a football player all day long! Sounds great! Right? We aren't surprised it was on sale...

Incidently, Bayer Leverkusen is NOT from Bayern, but they were originally established by the employees of BAYER. Endless supply of aspirin for their concussions, we suppose.

3. Stadium Hymns from Borussia Dortmund

Via bvbfanshop.com

Here is a pick-me-up from the Borussia Dortmund team to give you something to live for during the long, cold, football free months. Perfect for karaoke!

Along with football fans, Dortmund is also home to one of the best Christmas markets in Germany including.. (wait for it...) THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHRISTMAS TREE! Book your flight.

Because we know you really want to hear this glorious ballad:

4. Borussia Mönchengladbach brand wine

Via borussia-eshop.de

This shows commitment. Why bother drinking anything without the Borussia Mönchengladbach label?

5. Recipe Book from Hannover 96

Via shop.hannover96.de

Finally, a recipe for success! Despite the false advertising, this recipe book DOES include some wonderful northern German recipes. Prepare for fish and potatoes!

Hopefully we get a recipe for the local brew, Herrenhäuser.

6. Advent Calender from Hertha BSC

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We admire the year-round commitment. Also, the chocolates are printed with soccer images. Way to go, Herta BSC!

7. Various Lighters from FC Schalke

Via s04-shop.de

This ridiculous collection of lighters is from FC Schalke.This is actually a shortened list, but you get the picture.

8. "House Shoes", Made in Germany

Via werder-fanshop.de

The Werder team commits to their German-ness by selling house shoes on their website. If you are barefoot in Germany, you are doing something wrong.

9. Rubber Ducky from TSG Hoffenheim

Via shop.1899-hoffenheim.de

We hope this is for kids, but who knows. Regardless, show your true worth by literally bathing with your fandome!

10. Puppy Gear from FSV Mainz

Via mainz05shop.de

Make sure man's best friends is properly outfitted as well!

11. Baby Shoes from FC Augsburg

fca-fanshop.de / Via fca-fanshop.de

We did say EVERYONE wears shoes...

12. Toaster from VfL Wolfsburg

Breakfast will never be the same...

Now all we need is Quark!

13. Coffee Machine from FC Nürnberg

Via fcn-fan-shop.de

FC Nürnberg makes sure it's fans are pumped with caffeine

a LOT of Caffeine

14. Toothbrush from FC Freiburg

Via shop.scfreiburg.com

SC Freiburg may be saying you should brush your teeth before shouting at their players. Soon to come: toothpaste!

15. Schultüten from Eintracht Braunschweig

Via shop.eintracht.com

In Germany, kids are given "Schultüten" on the first day of school, filled with candy and toys.

16. Champagne from Eintracht

I don't know what's better, the fact that Eintracht sells champagne or that they offer two varieties: dry and extra dry. We wonder if it's football flavored.

It might be old, though, sick Eintract Frankfurt hasn't won the German Cup since 1959. Next year's the year!

17. Vacuum from VfB

Via ssl.vfb.de

Vacuum up the competition! We have one of these on order for the Embassy cleaning staff.

18. Protein Shake "Body Attack" from HSV

Via shop.hsv.de

We're sure this is what the team uses...

Cheers!

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Written By Lauren Rogers