Creepy Moments In MJ's 'The Way You Make Me Feel' Video

Who's bad? You are, Michael. Pest.

A lady - let's call her Jane - is walking down the street and a bunch of creepy men start cat-calling at her. She ignores them and carries on walking. Probably got a hot party to go to.

MJ decided to swoop in after his friends set him up so well and casually blocks Jane's path after loitering in a dark alley. Surprisingly, it is unsuccessful and he is left rejected, the poor lamb.

His friends watching and he can't lose face so when she walks on by like "pff, step off loser, I gotta get to my party" he aggressively shouts at her and makes some creepy snarly face. Swoon! Am I right, Ladies?

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He stands and stares at her for a moment. Probably to intimidate her, probably to let her know he is serious dammit and will not be ignored! But also probably just so she can take in the full glory of that super-cool belt. I dunno about Jane, but I'm interested.

Seeing the lady is still not for turning, Mike goes in for the kill with some yodeling, crotch-thrusting and a bit of Spanish flamingo arms thrown in for the hell of it. He really likes this chick!

HHmm, she must be made of stone or something because that didn't work either. As she makes a second attempt to get away, Mike's gang make sure they keep their eyes on her and helpfully guide him in the right direction.

More determined than ever, MJ sets off in hot pursuit. Yes, he looks like he is going to punch someone in the face but he's just being playful!

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Luckily a new gang of Mike's friends pop up, blocking Jane's path, which is great because she nearly got away for the third time. Sure, she looks agitated with MJ there behind her gurning and itching himself, but girls like the chase so this is all part of the fun.

Sensing he needs back up, MJ herds his lady love back to the other gang and tries some sweet moves. She is still unimpressed? How can this be!

Hhmm....

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Mike's enthusiastic er, dancing, pushed Jane over the edge and down a dark alleyway with a dead-end. He and his gang wait patiently at the other, because if they followed her down that would be really frightening and they don't want to scare her or anything.

In his next attempt, MJ tries something softer - he gets a thumbs up from a local homeless man. With that and some more sweet-ass moves, surely she can see he is legit now? He's a smooth criminal!

Now it starts getting full-on. Backed into a corner, Jane dives in to a random parked car to escape Mike. But she emerges..laughing...? No-one would be laughing after being chased by a crotch-wielding psychopath, so I think is safe to assume she is laughing at his white socks and short pants combo. Either that or she is high.

Jane's gang finally turns up so she has some back up of her own. Phew! Increasingly frustrated, Mike busts a gut with some fly new shapes. They straight-up laugh in his face. I could have told him that was gonna happen - he should have done the moonwalk .

Plus, hello! - I'm pretty sure that's one of MJ's sisters on the left. They have the same nose. (They get a great family discount down at the surgery)

At this point, Jane realizes MJ's sister has infiltrated her gang so she makes another bid for freedom. Mike cuts her off by the car - using his leg. That man sure is limber.

Jane is really pissed off now - she is late for her party and she's still trapped in the back streets with some pirouetting maniac. She beckons him closer, then grabs his collar and tells him where to go before running away to a conveniently located abandoned warehouse. But as Mike's luck would have it - the door is locked. Close shave MJ.

Now it a strange dance-battle, expect Mike is the only one "dancing" and everyone else is laughing at him. Anyone else would accept defeat and leave with dignity. Not MJ. He's a fighter.

Things take a turn for the worst - everyone disappears, the water pipes burst and MJ's gang start closing in. Worst still, some of them look possessed.

These dudes look like they mean business

Now they're coming for Jane.... they're coming for her!...they're...hang on...what the hell are they doing? Jane is stunned and Mike thinks he is auditioning for West Side Story.

Oh no..not again...Mike, no - that's not in West Side Story, okay? Geez. Get a grip.

In a last-ditch attempt, Mike rounds up his BFFs to do the Flamenco Hands again, which they do while oohing and aahing like they are being bitten by crabs. (they probably are, the dirty rotters.)

Hounded and running scared, Jane appears again and slowly realizes she is surrounded by creeps hanging in the shadows.

But what's this? After all that Mike gets a hug?! Jane must have realized it was an elaborate jest! That MJ, what a funny guy!