The Alternative Soundtrack To "50 Shades Of Grey"

For those super-fans that have heard Ellie Goulding and The Weeknd over and over again...here's 25 more songs about whips, chains, and erotic behavior sure to keep you occupied until this weekend...and for sure NSFW....

1. BOY EPIC "50 SHADES"

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Umm...no words...listen to the lyrics...I don't kow much about Boy Epic...but he's got talent..

2. NICK JONAS "CHAINS"

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I mean if he was a little older I could totally see Nick playing Christian Grey...but alas he can sing about chains..

3. RIHANNA "S&M"

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No duh...this would be the perfect song for this list...

4. NATALIA KILLS "MIRRORS"

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I mean...honestly....

6. TINA ARENA "CHAINS"

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Well, there you go...even Australia has got some chains...

7. DEVO "WHIP IT"

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There's always that one song on the album of a soundtrack that kinda fits, but not really...this would be it...I mean it is about whips...

8. MADONNA "EROTICA"

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Beyonce has two songs on the Shades soundtrack...let's be real...it should be Madonna...

9. MADONNA "JUSTIFY MY LOVE"

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And the second one is the video that was banned from MTV.

10. MARVIN GAYE "SEXUAL HEALING"

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Duh......why wasn't this on??

11. SILK "FREAK ME"

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I mean...the lyrics tho....Where do you want to lick?? Stop it, Silk...

12. 2 LIVE CREW "ME SO HORNY"

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It was 1989...the whole was a different place and this NSFW song made headlines as the album was banned for being obscene. Aside from the "bad" words, the song is tame compared to...

13. QB FINEST "OOCHIE WALLY"

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Umm..just wow...This is just a story of lots and lots of sex..perfect for the movie...not perfect for anyone under the age of 21 to hear...or the Bible Belt...I had to go to church and pray after listening to this...

14. NINE INCH NAILS "CLOSER"

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But it's not just rap music that can get sexual..alternative music can get up front and in your face with it too....

15. MARVIN GAYE "LET'S GET IT ON"

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And Marvin Gaye deserve two songs on the list...not just Madonna...

16. DYVINALS "I TOUCH MYSELF"

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And why wasn't this song included? I swear "50 Shade of Grey" people need to consult with music people before creating a soundtrack...

17. KHIA "MY NECK, MY BACK"

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Because music fans know songs that express sexual energy between 2 people...or yourself....

18. R. KELLY "SEX ME"

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"Bump and Grind" is tame compared to R. Kelly putting it fully out there...

19. DEPECHE MODE "MASTER & SERVANT"

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Because even in the 80s we knew what it was like to be captured by someone...

20. GREEN DAY "DOMINATED LOVE SLAVE"

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...or in the 90s.....

21. ROBIN THICKE "ALL TIED UP"

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...or even today.

22. JOHN MELLENCAMP "HURTS SO GOOD"

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Especially the 80s...trying to be subtle... #IKnowWhatIsHappeningHereJohnCougar

23. VELVET UNDERGROUND "VENUS IN FURS"

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I simply do not know how this did not end up on the soundtrack...

24. GUNS N ROSES "PRETTY TIED UP"

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Yeah..even Axl Rose likes it. Come to think of it...that's not a surprise.

25. ELLIE GOULDING "LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO"

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But since alternative soundtracks always has a song from the real soundtrack, we'll put the pop chart darling Ellie Goudling.