• Feel My Breasts (SFW)

    This video comes via RealSelf, a community focused on building understanding of cosmetic procedures. The guys in the back are the second best part. We'll let you guess what the first is.

  • How to Make a Pop Song in Eight Hours

    And they even had time for a burger break. So what would be the appropriate hand sign for this song?

  • The Hummingbird Feeder Helmet

    This looks to be just about the coolest thing the General has seen all day.

  • Time for Milk and Cookies

    If only this were real. Well, it is real. But not real real, you know? It's the best celebrity-based art the General has seen since that photo of Miley Cyrus as the Virgin of Guadalupe.

    Time for Milk and Cookies

    Link: sirmitchell.tumblr.com

  • The Happiest Penguin Ever

    If only all the socially awkward penguins out there could be as happy and carefree as this little guy.

  • Guy Walks Across America

    This stop-motion animation is killer, although you figure the guy would've changed his shirt more than two times.

  • Bradley Cooper Hawks New Miracle Pill, New Movie

    Side effects include paralysis, amnesia, homicidal blackouts and sudden death? Sounds like the plot of his new movie.