Buzz·Posted on 30 Nov 201521 Tweets That Prove Your Brain Can Be A Real Dick SometimesMe: *tries to sleep* Brain: HEY, remember that really embarrassing thing you did seven years ago? Let's have a think about that.by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. baby droll @alldrolledup Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude 11:46 AM - 22 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jomny sun @jonnysun me: ok listen brain we have to focus today brain: do u wamt to hear a song i wrote me: no-- brain: ok ♫ eggy gumdrops eggy gumbdrops yay ♫ 08:39 PM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 Brain: You've got ONE shot at this. Me: Ready. Brain: Go talk to her. "YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?" Brain: Magical! 01:01 AM - 10 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Carly Danger @carlyken [bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT 06:36 AM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. CatherineLMK @CatherineLMK "I'm $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money." -my brain 03:50 PM - 26 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie Me: What are the lyrics to every 80s sitcom I've ever seen Brain: Coming right up Me: Remember to pay that bill Brain: Nope 12:05 AM - 20 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 Me: bedtime! Brain: you're hungry M: no I'm not B: thirsty then M: nope B: uhh sad? M: doing ok B: you forgot to do that thing M: nice try 03:33 AM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. moody monday @mdob11 Me: I'm going to sleep Brain: No Me: Fine, I'll stay up Body: No 01:05 PM - 17 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Bread John @Breadery *Approaches girl at bar* Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes! Me: You have lovely hairy eyes Brain: My bad. 11:37 AM - 24 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour [3am] Brain: Come and smile Me: Huh? Brain: Don’t be shy Me: Is this… Brain: Touch my bum Me: OH GOD Brain: This is life Both: WE ARE THE CH 10:46 AM - 30 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon 9am. Brain: "I am so tired" 1pm. Brain: "Tired" 5pm: Brain: "Oh god so tired" 11pm: Brain: "AWAKE. INTERNET. NETFLIX. CRISPS. AWAKE" 11:48 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jarl Andersen @jarlandersen_ me: I should probably take a break brain: one more song me: fine *after one song* brain: one more song me: ok *repeats* 03:23 AM - 29 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sad Jake @jake_likes_naps Me: OK time to sleep Brain: DRAGONS Me: Fair point. [stays awake until 4am] 01:00 AM - 10 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Inappropriate Charm @LackOfShame Me: Goodnight. Brain: Pssst. Me: What? Brain: What disease do you think we have? 11:05 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd [Me in Lush] "Soap smells damn good" Brain: eat a bit. "What" Brain: do it, it smells so good. "OK FINE" "Wtf why did I do that" 06:18 PM - 09 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Meg DeAngelis @MegsDeAngelis my brain planning videos: *Im just gonna make these videos simple but funny* 5 minutes later: *so Im gonna need a room of fire & a real elf* 02:18 AM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Adam Kovic @adamkovic *closes twitter app* *opens twitter app* Stahp it, brain. Ur dum. 11:21 PM - 05 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Steve Suckington @SteveSuckington *Lays down in bed* ok this is it, you're gonna beat this insomnia Brain: half of the letters in the word giggling are G's 07:30 AM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 Brain: Pun? Me: Too soon B: Limerick? M: Yesterday B: Format joke? M: Meh B: Canadians? M: Not yet B: Internal dialogue? M: I guess so *sigh 01:01 PM - 28 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. GoaT FacE ThrillA @EndhooS Brain before going to bed "geez, I'm pretty tired" Brain once in bed "Do dolphins blink? Do kangaroos get pocket lint? What even is fruit?" 07:55 AM - 26 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Fitty Wap @SemFitty Body: I'm sooooooo tired Brain: WHAT IF DINOSAURS HAD ASSAULT RIFLES 07:44 AM - 31 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite