Buzz·Posted on 23 Feb 201619 Tweets About Death That Are Way Too Funny Not To Laugh At"If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sean Leahy @thepunningman [on deathbed] "Tell my Wif... *cough*" Yes? Tell her what? "Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best" [dies] 02:37 PM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Thynebear @Thynebear Teen girl in mirror "I look like death!" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair "Yeah, as if" 09:01 PM - 01 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Dr. Whom @chapel3929 *deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes* 12:37 AM - 19 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Alone Shark @AbrasiveGhost [Me being beaten to death w/ can of frozen veggies] "Oh peas no!" [WHAP] "Why u bean like this?" [SMACK] "Don't u carrot all?" [CRACK] 08:30 PM - 16 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx 06:41 PM - 30 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. Eldge @Sickayduh "Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..." *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* "and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?" 02:36 AM - 22 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. non human paul @Death_Buddy *gets to hell* [In earshot of Satan] I HATE ICE CREAM AND WATCHING TV, DAMN THAT WOULD BE REAL TORTURE FOR ME. OH AND BEER, I ALSO HATE BEER 09:02 PM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Will Rodgers @WilliamRodgers [Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard* 09:29 PM - 29 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. Carly Danger @carlyken Whoa I'm floating! Am I...dead? "No it's a dream" What a relief! Wait. Who said that? Grim Reaper: (mutters) shit Uh nobody go back to sleep 02:45 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ibid @ibid78 Judge: You're sentenced to death. You'll be hung. Wife from the back: HE'S ALREADY HUNG. Me: Your Honor uncuff me so I can high five my wife 09:49 AM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. william @TurboJellyBean At my funeral I want a magician to saw my coffin in half or I'm not going. 11:47 PM - 10 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. very handsome keith @ghostkrogh [at funeral] My brother was so realistic and sensible. I guess you could say- *casket is lowered into the ground* -he was down to earth. 01:55 AM - 21 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. sadvil @crylenol *pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say 10:28 PM - 16 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sasshole @RidiculousSheri I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me. 10:37 PM - 28 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19.