1. The aggravating feeling that everyone and their dog seems to have a MacBook BUT you.
how come everyone has a macbook except me fuck who's dick did yall suck
Everyone has a MacBook and I'm just here murmuring to myself, "please work Toshiba, please print Toshiba. Don't freeze Toshiba".
In a coffee shop where everyone has a macbook except for me. My basicness is showing
In fact, so many people have MacBooks that not having one almost makes you the snarky hipster, which is bloody upsetting.
2. And that those shiny bastards are absolutely everywhere, glistening in the light of their own superiority complexes.
3. Seriously.
4. Occasionally you take the time to bask in the glory of your smart, economic decision not to spend £1000-plus on a laptop.
5. And that you haven't sold your entire soul to Apple just yet.
6. But you still feel terribly awkward when you walk into a room and are greeted by this:
7. And THIS poor soul is you.
8. This might lead you to take some pretty desperate measures to fit in.
Maybe if I just get one of those stickers, all-white accessories, and cover it in one of those cool cases, no one will know I'm a fraud?
9. Or to get super overprotective of your poor, outcast baby.
10. When people start with the "MacBooks are a good investment" spiel you give them the "whatever" look.
11. BUT DOES YOUR LAPTOP HAVE SOLITAIRE THO?
12. When you're faced with actually using a MacBook you have absolutely no idea what to do with it.
13. Like why is the @ button over there? Where's the "print screen" button?
Using both a MacBook and PC laptop right now. I'm a mess. I can't copy and paste to save my life. Where's the right-click button??
Quite difficult not to take it as a personal attack when everyone but you knows to move their fingers up to scroll down.
14. You're constantly being dragged into this debate:
15. When you hear people complain about their expensive MacBook chargers you can't help but smile.
16. When the only other person you know on #TeamPC lets the side down and gets a MacBook instead you experience the burn of true betrayal.
17. When you hear the words "why don't you just buy a Macbook?" you feel like you might do some serious fucking damage.
18. But most importantly, you know the feeling of pure, unadulterated pleasure when you see a proud MacBook user having trouble with their "masterpiece"...
19. And get to utter the most satisfying words known to man.
