1. When not even a thousand alarms can help you:
2. And all your preparation means fuck all:
3. When you're way too optimistic about how much time you have:
4. When you're tired of being questioned about your timekeeping:
5. When you hit them with the "omw" text:
6. When you underestimate how much time you have to get ready:
7. Or worse, your friend comes way earlier than they said they would:
8. When you wake up late and think, Fuck it:
9. When you're forced to play catch up:
10. When a "quick nap" makes you miss everything entirely:
11. When your friends can see through your bullshit excuses:
12. And they lie to you because they know your timekeeping is trash:
13. When your eyeliner makes you even later than you already are:
14. When you've got way more important priorities:
15. When you've got five minutes to make up for your terrible decisions:
16. When you're late simply because you chose to sit on your bed naked instead of getting ready:
17. When all the elements are against you:
18. When you're finally on time for once:
19. But you end up getting a taste of your own medicine:
20. When your reluctance to even attend means you were never destined to be on time in the first place:
21. When you downplay how late you actually are:
22. And when you'd rather be open and honest than live a lie:
