1.
For when you're trying to be discreet:
2.
For when you're unsure of where all this anger came from:
3.
For when you're caught off guard:
4.
For when you can't keep track of your bodily fluids:
5.
For when your period crashes the panty party:
6.
For when you're hit with the most annoying false alarm:
7.
For when you're avoiding taking your entire bag to the toilet:
8.
For when you can't seem to learn your lesson:
9.
For when you discover a foreign body in your pants:
10.
For when you're contemplating whether you may actually shit yourself:
11.
For when your period decides to destroy everything in its path:
12.
For when you feel as though you've left a bloody mess behind you:
13.
For when you feel as though you've been on your period for years:
14.
And for when your boobs make you feel as though you have ESPN or something:
