Remember this Classic Reebok advert from 2000? Here it is again to remind you:
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I mean, what?
The advertising campaign, entitled "Lose The Beer Belly", depicts a terrified man being chased around the city by a GODDAMN GIANT BELLY.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
LOOK AT THIS HORRENDOUS FUCKING BELLY BUTTON.
Look at his face of PURE TERROR.
It even breaks through a FENCE.
It gets in the way of MOVING TRAFFIC.
It rides a GODDAMN ELEVATOR.
All of this to the equally as horrifying screams of "BELLY'S GONNA GETCHA" in the background.
And just when this guy thinks he's finally lost his Godzilla Gut...
Look at that anticipation.
IT TURNS UP ON A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE.
This giant belly chases this man on a goddamn MOTORCYCLE.
There are absolutely no words.
This leaves our hero with no other option but to jump off a railing?!
And send this belly to its untimely death.
#RIPBELLYBOO
After which, the ad ends in this super cool, informative message as to why we had to go through 40 seconds of terror.
This motorcycling, elevator-riding, fence-destroying belly was one of the WORST THINGS to happen to TV.
Good riddance and goodbye.
