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When your pillow understands you better than most people.
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When you only deal in cushions and blankets.
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When you're the baddest beast in the bed.
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When you're looking for the perfect romantic gesture.
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When you need your phone to tell people exactly how you feel.
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And if not your phone, then maybe your laptop.
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When no amount of coffee can fill the space where sleep should be.
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When you have to spell it out to people who just don't get it.
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When your love of jewellery and sleep join in sweet harmony.
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When it's finally time to declare your love for "the one".
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When you need your wall to mimic your favourite action.
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When staying in bed is the only thing that matters.
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When even your pencils feel your pain.
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When you want to wear your title with pride.
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When there's much better things you could be doing with your time than partying.
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When you only want true chemistry nerds to understand how much you truly appreciate a good sleep.
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When dreaming is your favourite activity.
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When you want to show off how hardcore you really are.
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And when you've finally found the perfect relationship.
