1. “Lifeproof” Case + Vegas Pool + Bachelorette Party ≠ Working Phone
2. Bathing Suits + Phones + Dance Competition = Broken
3. Girlfriend + Lazy + “Girl throw” over Campfire = Burnt Phone
4. Important Instagrams from Beach + Sand + Drop = T.K.O. for phone
5. Zoo + Cute Nephew + Crocodiles = Eaten Phone
6. Roller Coaster + Loose Pockets = Dropped Phone
7. Bros + Oceans + Krumping = Soggy Phone
8. Summer Dramz = Dead Phones
Just because the summer gets hot doesn’t mean you have to lose your cool.
