1. Lolo Jones
What, you’re not good enough to go to the Olympics in two separate sports? FOR SHAME.
3. Shaun White
Top reason why Shaun White’s Instagram is a must read: he’s getting trolled hardcore for dropping out of slopestyle. Team USA has no plans to fill his spot and a couple of Team Canada’s top riders, including Max Parrot, called him out on his decision.
4. The Bokko Siblings
5. Kate Hansen
Any person who claims to know all of Beyonce’s choreography deserves a follow. In her spare time, Kate rides the luge (it’s a sled) for Team USA.
6. Mark McMorris
Anyone who has McRib as a nickname gets an immediate “Like.”
7. Sarah Hendrickson
Look closely — the face she makes when ski jumping is almost the same as her selfies. NBD though, the 19 year-old is setting ski jump records after reconstructive knee surgery.
8. Torstein Horgmo
Torstein Horgmo is the first slopestyle casualty, snapping his c-bone (collar bone) in practice. He’s not competing anymore, but he’s still chillin in Sochi.
9. Patrick Kane
Sure, he’s got some on-the-ice skills, but Patrick’s take on the Beach Boys off the ice is what we’re most into.
In all reality, some of these athletes will have broken dreams when Sochi is all said and done. But that doesn’t mean we love them any less. Gazelle feels the same way about broken smartphones. If you’re stuck with a broken phone, trade it into us for cash (it’ll help pay for your extra data charges from stalking all these athletes).