World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report, Part 4

A New Mexico woman was recently arrested and charged with aggravated assault following a violent argument with her daughter-in-law. Bellow are excerpts from the police report detailing the event. WARNING: If you're squeamish about titty twisters, don't proceed.

• (Marie Cadney), her mother in law Amelia Oveide, her husband Jason Cadney, and one of Jason's friends had all been drinking most of the night at the apartment...

  

• I was advised that Oveide had left several times during the night. ... (Cadney) was not going to have this coming and going in the middle of the night.

  

• Cadney advised that all three of them were intoxicated and an argument ensued between Oveide and her son Jason Cadney. She stated it was becoming very intense.

  

• She went to stand between them and try and separate them and also started to engage in the argument as well with Oveide.

  

• At that time Oveide grabbed (Cadney's) right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple.

  

• Cadney advised she yelled at Oveide to let go and Oveide continued to pull. At that time Cadney stated she began punching Oveide in the (face) until Oveide let go.

  

• (Oveide) had actually pulled (Cadney's) nipple off her bosom.

  

• They were currently going to reattach it.

  

  Amilia Oveide