-
On Friday, October 22, 2010 at approximately 1837 hours, this undersigned officer (RHM) arrived at a dispatched domestic dispute at the I77 Motor Inn near Fairplain, Jackson County, WV.
-
There, RHM met Danny Ray Williams, James Adam Watson, and Melissa Lee Williams. … RHM observed Melissa Williams to be nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair.
-
(The two men) told a story of Williams coming to the residence intoxicated. Melissa Williams asked each of the two males to “…eat my pussy…” and commenced to undress herself.
-
Danny Williams continued to state that he declined the said invitation from Melissa Williams.
-
However, Adam Watson stated that he agreed to perform at her request.
-
As Watson approached Melissa Williams, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.
-
Watson then declined to proceed any further because of the strong vaginal odor and ceased his involvement with her.
-
Melissa Williams then produced (a) knife and pointed it towards Danny Williams and stated “……somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat……”
World’s Greatest/Grossest Police Report
A West Virginia woman was arrested in October for demanding cunnilingus at knife point. Below are excerpts from the police report, presented without comment. WARNING: Foul (very foul) language.
Links
-
1
Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report
thesmokinggun.com
-
2
Future Mrs. Danny Trejo Discovered in West Virginia
filmdrunk.uproxx.com
HOT ON
Follow BuzzFeed
Facebook Conversations
10 Responses So Far
- angela rios thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- valeryb thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- Aislynn Jade thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is OMG, WTF & Ew
- johng17 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF
- mejorsuerte thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF, Trashy & Ew
- Zan Z. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Trashy, OMG & WTF
- peterd6 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF
- timothyw2 World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report
- Andres H. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew & LOL
- Darkfaye World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report and thinks it’s LOL
- PrincessFifi thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew & WTF
- Rachel L thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF
- ney thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is OMG, Ew & WTF
- sarag2 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF & Ew
- Alexis F. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew & LOL
- jacobh4 World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report
- quyen World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report
- Cheri Lehr thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- sininlinens thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- Oranges thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew & Trashy
- Emily P. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF
- totazaza thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- koriet thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- Hannah World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report and thinks it’s Ew & LOL
- arklingon thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew & WTF
- cristien2 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF
- ernestc thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF, OMG & LOL
- Olivier M. World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report and thinks it’s LOL
- scottb19 World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report and thinks it’s Ew
- jamesb19 World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report
- mattb17 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- Christine O. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF & Ew
-
- charles 116 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- bobbyd2 World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report
- kaybee World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report and thinks it’s WTF, Trashy & Ew
- angiev2 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Trashy
-
juniper owl 2 years agoI’m amazed that it was smell and not sight that made that one guy decline.
-
- awktupus thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew, LOL & OMG
- Carla Jade thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF
- Thomas Shaggy thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is OMG, WTF & Ew
- bradb6 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew, WTF & OMG
- Matt B. World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report and thinks it’s LOL
- Beastmaster World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report and thinks it’s Trashy, Ew & WTF
- LVTaur thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew, LOL & WTF
-
- JEdoubleSSSS thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew, WTF & LOL
- Veronica H. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is LOL, WTF & OMG
- Justin S. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
- countchocula thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is WTF & Ew
- Em thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is LOL
- kristinab2 thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Trashy, Ew & WTF
- crunkitupkait thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is OMG & LOL
- Carolina S. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew & WTF
- Morgana M. thinks World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report is Ew
-
-
-
-
-
-
-






Special Reactions
Your Reaction?
React with an animated GIF!
READY. SET. REACT!
GET STARTED