The Governor Of Kansas Likes Picking On Teenage Girls

    What a statesman. The office of Sam Brownback saw a joking tweet by Kansas teen Emma Sullivan and promptly ran crying to her high school principal. Her school was going to force Sullivan to write a letter of apology to avoid a negative mark on her college transcripts, but she is rightfully refusing. #heblowsalot

    The Offending Tweet From An 18-Year-Old Which Required Full Mobilization From The Kansas Governor's Office

    The Meany Pants Who Hurt Sam Brownback's Feelings

    The Head Of State Who Turns Into A Blubbering Puddle Of Tears And Snot Over A Tweet