Poo + Waterballoon launcher = revenge

Point made, but he still got poop on his hands. A lesson for us all, I think.

I used to clean a park, and it would piss me off that people would be kind enough to put their dogs shit into a tiny plastic baggy, but not have the gall to walk the baggy over to the trash can.

Wish I could say I was able to do that, instead I shoveled it out of my front yard and into the truck bed of the neighbor who lets their dogs do it over and over. Hero, for sure.

Well, we are descended from apes…

Winning. All the way. Across the sky.

I’d totally do this to my neighbour. His dog sh!ts in our yard EVERY DAY. The dog is ALWAYS loose, and drives my family’s two dogs (not to mention me and my family) INSANE when he comes into the front yard to “drop his kids off”. This guy is my hero; he’s brave enough to do what so many other people are afraid to do, but totally would if not for certain consequences (like BS tort lawsuits, for one).

I am a dyed in the wool lover of dogs, I have a Golden Retriever right now and have had many in my lifetime… I FUCKING DESPISE THESE BRAINLESS FUCKS WHO DO NOT PICK UP THEIR DOG’S CRAP!
They completely ruin it for the rest of us and make us look bad. Once or twice in two decades of dogs I’ve run out of bags or lost the bag on the walk. I go back in my car immediately to pick it up.

This should become a standard practice.

RIGHT THE FUCK ON

Hero. When I left my apartment this morning, I passed TWO different poop piles. TWO. I don’t know if I would have had the guts to pick it up and toss it at someone, but I admire the sentiment.