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Long Distance Relationship Pillow Is Depressing, Terrifying

Pillow Talk, the pillow that glows and has a heartbeat to simulate your long distance lover. Because you can replace human affection with a throbbing alien pod. It’s like David Cronenberg designed a line for Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Gavon Laessig is a deputy news director and front page editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
 
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