• “There’s…there’s juice in the fridge. Just…just fucking take it.”

  • “I’m going to need a fistful of aspirin before you open your goddamn mouth again.”

  • “Look, I’m sorry for blowing up earlier. It’s just…I can feel tequila…in my face.

  • “Give me…give me like…five…five minutes. Jesus.

  • “Oh God Damn…It’s like there’s puke pressing up against my eyeballs.”

  • Jesus. Today is going to suck.”

  • Wooboy. Alright. I can do this. I can do this.”

  • Jesus Christ. If those three don’t shut the fuck up somebody is going to die.”

  • “…Motherfucker.”

  • “Oh God, don’t mention foo-blarghhh