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Fetal Heart Monitor Freestyle Rap

“Dilated (beep beep) cervix (beep beep).” A father gets bored in the hospital while waiting for his wife to give birth and decides to lay down some impromptu lyrics to the beat of the fetal heart monitor. Hilariously cute.

 
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