Dysfunctional Family Christmas Drinking Game

Turn your holiday misery and emotionally crippled family into a recreational drinking sport! Because, let's face it, you were going to get drunk anyway.

• 1. Someone is wearing an ugly sweater, 1 Drink

• 2. Someone makes an insensitive comment about your job/love life/beliefs, 2 Drinks

• 3. Mother criticizes you, 1 Drink

• 4. Father makes an inappropriate joke, 2 Drinks

  

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• 5. Aunt says something disparaging about a family member behind their back, 1 Drink

• 6. Grandma makes a comment about her mortality and/or how she is unappreciated, 1 Drink

• 7. Grandpa falls asleep before sundown, 2 Drinks

• 8. Someone gets drunk and says something offensive that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable, 1 Drink

• 9. That someone is you, Chug

  

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• 10. Dog throws up, 1 Drink

• 11. Cat throws up, 1 Drink

• 12. Baby throws up, 1 Drink

• 13. Pets fight over scraps of food, 2 Drinks

• 14. Children fight over scraps of inheritance, 2 Drinks

  

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• 15. Cousin brings alcoholic boyfriend, 2 Drinks

• 16. Alcoholic boyfriend says something racist, Chug

• 17. Brother states a political opinion that infuriates you, 2 Drinks

• 18. Sister complains to you about parents, 2 Drinks

• 19. Uncle hits on you, Chug

  

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• 20. Niece complains about her present, 2 Drinks

• 21. Nephew spends entire time on mobile gaming device or phone rather than interacting with humans, 2 Drinks

• 22. You find yourself envying your nephew for not interacting with humans, 3 Drinks

• 23. Someone brings a cheeseball, 2 Drinks

• 24. Someone with annoying dietary restriction (vegan, gluten allergy, etc.) complains about the food, 2 Drinks

• 25. You find yourself playing a drinking game on Christmas to dull the pain of spending time with your family, Chug

  

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