Cobra Escapes Bronx Zoo
A 20-inch Egyptian cobra escaped from its enclosure in the reptile house of the Bronx Zoo, and people (specifically the media) are flipping the eff out. Its venom can kill an elephant. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your elephants.
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williamb12 2 years agoThe dumb women on that CNN show were like they only eat rats, toads, small animals like that. That doesn’t mean it won’t bite a human, dumbass! Snakes get defensive and scared, too!
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ilikeoatmeal 2 years agoMaybe it will help with the rats in NYC… and I’m just waiting for someone to reply to this with: and the homeless population
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Chris Olivieri 2 years agoPeople should be a little more worried about that cobra loose at the Bronx Zoo.
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