70-Year-Old Virgin Is Now Ready To Rock
Good for her! Pam Shaw is a septuagenarian cabaret singer from England who, despite performing since the ’60s under the name The Sexational Pam, has never quite found the time to hook up with a decent bloke. Now she’s finally ready to move beyond snogging. Better late than never!
“I may be 70 years old, but I’m very young at heart.”
“People can’t believe it when I tell them my age. I think I look great — maybe because I’ve never been married or had kids.”
“I’m loads of fun and bundles of energy. I got to salsa and Zumba classes every week and have loads of friends. I like to think I’d be a real catch.”
“I was never short of offers in my heyday — men saw the outfits I wore on stage and thought I would be easy.”
“But I’ve never really been intimate with a man — just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy, but that was all for my career.”
“There has never really been any time for me to get a man — I worked so much that sometimes I’d only have one hour’s sleep each night.”
“But now I feel I am ready to give marriage a go — and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything — just look at Joan Collins.”
“Just like now, in those day women were throwing themselves at stars. But I’ve always had a very strong work ethic and finding romance always came below getting ahead in my career.”
“I wouldn’t have entertained the idea of sex outside of marriage, and marriage meant giving up on my dreams.”
“But now’s the time — I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke. My standards are still very high. I’m hoping to bag a millionaire with tall, dark and handsome good looks.”
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yeti yeti a year agoBecause in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. - Benjamin Franklin
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blancmargot a year agoshe really dedicated to her works, unfortunately she should get a kid for her own legacy thanks.
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BlueSerenade a year agoShe may be 70 but I think this is adorable. Better late than never right? I wish her luck in all her man-hunting!
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Prescott Moncrieff a year agoNever had time for it…I call bullshit. People MAKE time to shag. Could be that this woman is asexual, or at least was until now. Power to her, but she should come up with a better reason, or just say she didn’t feel like it.
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