• 1. River Phoenix Has Always Been Dead

    River Phoenix Has Always Been Dead

  • 2. There Have Always Been At Least Two Women On The Supreme Court

    There Have Always Been At Least Two Women On The Supreme Court

  • 3. American Tax Forms Have Always Been Available In Spanish

    American Tax Forms Have Always Been Available In Spanish

  • 4. They Have No Idea What The Phrase “Don’t Touch That Dial” Means

    They Have No Idea What The Phrase "Don't Touch That Dial" Means

  • 5. If You Refer To LBJ, They Think You’re Talking About LeBron James

    If You Refer To LBJ, They Think You're Talking About LeBron James

  • 6. O.J. Simpson Has Always Been Least Known For His Football Career

    O.J. Simpson Has Always Been Least Known For His Football Career

  • 7. Jim Carrey Has Always Been Least Known As A Pet Detective

    Jim Carrey Has Always Been Least Known As A Pet Detective

  • 8. They Have Always Lived With “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”

    They Have Always Lived With "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

  • 9. There Has Never Been An Official Communist Party In Russia

    There Has Never Been An Official Communist Party In Russia

  • 10. Women Have Always Been Kissing Women On TV

    Women Have Always Been Kissing Women On TV

  • 11. Music Has Always Been Available For Free Download

    Music Has Always Been Available For Free Download

  • 12. Sears Has Never Made A Big Book Catalog

    Sears Has Never Made A Big Book Catalog

  • 13. The Commodore 64 Has Always Been Dead

    The Commodore 64 Has Always Been Dead

  • 14. No State Has Ever Failed To Observe Martin Luther King Day

    No State Has Ever Failed To Observe Martin Luther King Day

  • 15. Public Schools Have Always Had Advertising

    Public Schools Have Always Had Advertising

  • 16. New Kids On The Block Have Always Been Known As NKOTB

    New Kids On The Block Have Always Been Known As NKOTB

  • 17. Michael Jordan Has Been Primarily Known As An Underwear Spokesman

    Michael Jordan Has Been Primarily Known As An Underwear Spokesman

  • 18. Breaking Up By Text Or Social Media Is A Standard Practice

    Breaking Up By Text Or Social Media Is A Standard Practice

  • 19. They’ve Never Seen A First Run Episode Of “Cheers”

    They've Never Seen A First Run Episode Of "Cheers"

  • 20. Ferris Bueller And Sloane Peterson Could Be Their Parents

    Ferris Bueller And Sloane Peterson Could Be Their Parents