10 Awesome Turkey Recipes

Let's give thanks for conspicuous consumption with these ass and artery kicking turkeys. The Dunkin' Donuts stuffed turkey may be the apex of Western Civilization.

• 1. The TurDunkin'

  

  "Turkey brined in Dunkin Donuts coolattas, stuffed with munchkins and served with coffee gravy and mashed hash browns." (From Unwholesome Foods)

• 2. Twelve Bird True Love Roast

  

  "Contains 12 different kinds of bird: large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge, pigeon squab, quail and mallard duck." (From This Is Why You're Fat)

• 3. Alligator Stuffed Turkey

  

  A boneless turkey stuffed with alligator dressing. (Available for purchase at Herbert's Meats)

• 4. Deep Fried Whole Buffalo Turkey

  

  Fried turkey ladled with Buffalo-style hot sauce. (From Good Eats)

• 5. Dr. Pepper Roast Turkey

  

  Dr. Pepper basted roast turkey with Dr. Pepper infused stuffing. (From CDKitchen)

• 6. White Castle Turducken

  

  Turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken stuffed with White Castle burgers. (From Grocery Eats)

• 7. Honey Pecan Fried Turkey

  

  Fried turkey with honey glaze and whole pecans. (Available at Jive Turkey)

• 8. Turbaconduckenriblets

  

  "Made of riblets individually wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned chicken, wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned duck, wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned turkey, wrapped in woven bacon strips." (From This Is Why You're Fat)

• 9. Turkey Stuffed Turkey

  

  Turkey leg and wing meat ground into sausage, stuffed in roasted turkey breast. (From Good Eats)

• 10. Vodka Turkey

  

  Turkey infused with five different flavors of vodka, served with 100-proof vodka gravy. (From Gothamist)