Gary Denton

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Crotchety, middle-aged (yet devastatingly handsome and humble) liberal who cares little for the approval and opinions of anyone but my wife and dog…and even they are suspect…. …and GET OFF ME LAWN! ME PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS LAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!

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Gary Matt Damon Defends Teachers, Calls Ou... about 9 months ago ×
Gary thinks Sarah Palin's Ridiculous Movie Trailer is Fail about 10 months ago ×
Gary Empire State Building Celebrates Gay ... about 11 months ago ×
Gary Anthony Weiner Resignation Letter about 11 months ago ×
Gary thinks Patrick Carney Vs. Ke$ha is Fail about 11 months ago ×
Gary Fox News Finally Gets Something Right and thinks it’s Win about a year ago ×
Gary United We Stand about a year ago ×
Gary 12 Vintage Style Posters Pointing Out... about a year ago ×
Gary I Guess I'll Sleep Over Here Then! about a year ago ×
Gary Charlie Sheen Does Charlie Brown about a year ago ×
Gary The Tea Party Shows Up In Wisconsin, ... about a year ago ×
Gary Anonymous Sends An Open Letter To The... about a year ago ×
Gary Egypt Supports Wisconsin Workers about a year ago ×
Gary Represenative Gordon Hintz Tears The ... about a year ago ×
Gary One Truth About The Protests In Madis... about a year ago ×
Gary Wisconsin Senator Will BRB about a year ago ×
Gary Man Tattoos Leviticus 18:22 That Forb... and thinks it’s LOL about a year ago ×
Response to Selieber:

I think “Go-Bier” is better…. Just-Sel? <—Naaaaaailed it!

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Gary thinks Bob Nelson Disproving Gay Marriage Wi... is LOL about a year ago ×
Gary Egyptian Protesters Vs. American Teab... about a year ago ×
Gary The 10 Canine Commandments about a year ago ×
Gary Facebook In A Nutshell about a year ago ×
Gary Voting Hurts Women! about a year ago ×
Gary Sarah Palin Is Feeling Unjustly Blame... and thinks it’s LOL about a year ago ×
Gary 50 Celebs That Will Not Be Eating Tur... about a year ago ×
Gary 10 Pictures of Dogs Lusting After Turkey about a year ago ×
Gary WTF Has Sarah Palin Done S0 Far about a year ago ×
Gary Christine O'Donnell Jokes about a year ago ×
Gary Sweet Cover of Jay-Z's "99 Problems" about a year ago ×
Gary Christina O'Donnell Is Not A Witch about a year ago ×
Gary Stewart/Colbert Rally is a GO! 10/30/10 about a year ago ×
Gary Anthony Weiner Goes Ballistic about a year ago ×
Gary I'm Watering A Shoe and thinks it’s Cute & LOL about a year ago ×
Gary Sportscenter Nails The Play By Play about a year ago ×
Gary Don't Be Evil, Much? about a year ago ×
Gary BP Goatse about a year ago ×
Gary BP Vs. Twitter: Shut Down and thinks it’s Geeky & LOL about a year ago ×
Gary I'm Mexican. Pull Me Over. about 2 years ago ×
Gary thinks PeeBo Tells Congressman What's What is LOL about 2 years ago ×
Gary thinks Panic Bear is WTF about 2 years ago ×
Response to Vegetarians are Gay:

The first time a group of guys at work asked why I had become a vegetarian, I just said, “I'm no longer comfortable with putting meat in my mouth.” After they were done laughing their asses off…the subject was dropped.

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3 years ago
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